Justin Bieber, Next Celeb on Comedy Central Roast

On my word, this is the best news concerning Justin Bieber that you have heard in a long time trust me. Its official, the Canadian Pop star is the next target of the Comedy Central Roast. I don’t know why this story just makes me laugh any time I hear “Justin Bieber, the next target of the comedy central roast”, it just cracks me up. I think this dude just signed and sealed his dead wish, and it’s about to be delivered in the hands of the wrong kind of people, Comedians.

    

Apparently he has been wanting to do this for years, but was asked to bring a list or material that he will be roasted on. My question is, why would someone want to be put in a position like that? Does the attention that he has been accumulating finish already? Well, I guess material wise for the roast, he has got more than enough to last him at least 5 seasons if they wanted to. Between his on-and-off again relationship with Selena Gomez, being arrested for driving drunk, drag racing, X-rated text messages with Selena Gomez, egging of his neighbor’s house, peeing in a bucket at a restaurant, and many others I can’t even think of right now. This dude does not know what he is walking in to. Comedians make you laugh but when they turn on you, laughing isn't one the things in your head.

The 20-year-old singer wanted his Roast to be on his 21^st Birthday, he announced on Facebook, but the Comedy Central Roast starring the singer is expected 6 days after his 21^st Birthday, that is, on March 7^th. I think the 6 days after his birthday sounds great, because if they had to do it on his Birthday, it’s going to be the worst Birthday ever. At least 6 days after his Birthday will allow him enough time to get ready for his roasting execution. How I wish march come any more sooner. Can’t wait for #BieberRoast.

I guess all the shenanigans or rebellious acts of he has been causing is finally bringing him some glory that is if he lasts through the whole roast without crying. Right now, he is either very brave or supper stupid, I will know which one for sure on the roasting day. If he cries or reacts in a negative way, he is stupid, given the reason that he was the one who asked to be roasted. But if he just laughs it off, through the whole show, then he is brave and to be respected, because, though it might seem funny to us the viewers, it’s not that funny to the person being roasted, it’s like high school all over again when the other kids made fun of you which will be a good idea giving that school for him has not actually happened…..yet.